Your typical Norwegian as envisioned by
the Norwegian cartoonist Roar Hagen.
Copyright: Roar Hagen 2005-2008
An international observation
This is as warm as it gets in
The French are trying in vain to start the central heating. The Norwegians are planting flowers in their gardens.
Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
The water in Oslo Fjord is getting a little thicker
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
The Aussies flee from
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today".
Hell freezes over.